Alright here we are again and yall know what time it is.....Lets Go!!!!
WHY 25 minutes into my commute to work did I realize I left my entire wallet drivers license included on my table at home?
WHY am I now hungry and keep checking to see if my wallet will just "show up"?
WHY did my intern take me out for a fabulous birthday/end of summer dinner last night?
WHY based on my first two WHY'S do I wish I brought the leftovers to work?
WHY was I cracking up reading the comments on "Da Numbaz" yesterday?
WHY did some of you not get it but still showed love anyway?
WHY is the Season Finale of my show about to go down?
WHY am I sitting at my desk with a frown?
WHY is today the last day to vote for "The Foxybrown Show"?
What's your WHY?
Get at me.....
Ciao!
WHY do you come to my blog and post a comment before I'm even done tweaking it? :P
ReplyDeleteSorry I missed out on da numbaz...it seems like i would've dug it.
Why did I clog the toilet the first day at my new job?
ReplyDeleteWhy did I try to fix it and get piss and water all over the floor?
Why did they have to call a professional plumber to unclog the toilet?
Why did the plumber go back to his truck to get power tools to finish the job?
why did you leave such a funny comment on my blog, foxy?
ReplyDeletewhy get your toes done and then put them in some busted ass sandals???
why can i relate to the wanting my wallet to show up when i leave it at home thing, like the wallet fairy is gonna bring it to me?
why did i get a full night's sleep and feel like i didn't get a wink?
Why does the work day have to start so early?
ReplyDeleteWhy wasn't New Orleans more prepared? They had a show on FX a few months ago which showed exactly what would happen if they got hit. They new they were at risk but still they weren't prepared. It just fustrates me that things like this happen when more could have been done.
Why does the news over kill every news story?
Why am I digging myself right now?
ReplyDeleteWhy was I confused as fuck as to how Laylah won?
Why am I certain that I was one of the ones who didn't get it?
Why am I too old to be crushin'?
Why doesn't it matter?
Why are spambloggers hatin' all our asses for get hip to this word verification thang?!
Why don't I care?
Why don't some of y'all roll through.
It's Wayback: sex edition.
-Chrome*
Hey Hussy!
ReplyDeleteThe Show never sleeps so when you are wide awake in The Netherlands and I should be hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock.
I'm up and all over your Blog Baby!
P.S.-WHY did I find 75 cents in my desk drawer and I'm now sitting here eating 2 slices of toast like it's the latest and greatest innovation?
Why even after taking advanced calculus and Diff. EQ in college, I didn't get how to play da numbas yesterday?
ReplyDeleteWhy did a friend call me and chew me out about not calling, when I said before I was under pressure and stress and I would call after Sept. 14th, and then the friend gets angry and says, "I'll tell you what? Why don't you just call me after Sept. 14th then!" and slams the phone down?
Why don't people learn not to fuck with me before I've had my coffee?
ReplyDeleteWhay am I not looking forward to all the driving and mileage I'm going to put on my car this weekend?
Why did I get my first Spam comment last week and actually felt special for a second?
Why am I not surprised some people decided to stay behind and ride out a category 5 hurricane?
Why am I amazed at the devastation in New Orleans?
Oh Foxy, Foxy, Foxy...if I could I'd send you some money for today yo.
ReplyDeleteMy WHYs for Wednesday are on my blog. Check it out.
foxeybrown my friend...I wish I knew WHY.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I commented yesterday about the "da numbaz" (I read it and laughed) but I never lived it so I didn't get it like some of your readers...but I shoulda sent the love...anyways...so let me make it up to you...Why did I do the exact same thing...I'm at work with no wallet or ATM card they are both in yesterday's levis....no coffee this morning FUCK! Why did I do that?
Why would Willy Wonka wake willfully Wednesday? I sure wouldn't. It's the alarm that did it for me.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't I just see a tornado in person from a safe distance, one that doesn't do any damage to anything...(cuz I'm not paying for those storm chasing tours, they're expensive!).
love the why's
ReplyDeletewhy do we question everything when there aren't aswers for most of them?
why do i continue to become more obssessed with blogs?
why do i preasure other bloggers to post comments on my blog?
why am i being so selfish with all the "i's"?
why can't i stop at just one why?
Hey Foxy: You know that I voted for you. My why's:
ReplyDeleteWhy is my mother getting on my nevers even though she is getting ready to leave?
Why am I ignoring her?
Why am I so broke?
~Why did I blast the air last night as if Katrina was still outside and it would be any second that my lights would be back out?
ReplyDelete~Why am I cold as crap right now?
~Why am I lmao @ Goddess clogging the toilet on her first day of work?
~Shoot, why is my toilet bootlegged and I have to get the plumber out every few flushings?
~Why is the landlord a sorry money hungry leech?
~Why do I still have work to do on this project?
~Why is this tree still in my parking lot?
~Why am I beginning to believe that I really want a boyfriend?
~Why do I want to go find one? lmao
~Why am I so shy when it comes to meeting people?
~Why can't people apologize when they are wrong?
ha ha, I meant plunger not plumber.
ReplyDeleteTake care FB, I'll be back. The vote is yours.
Why do the most interesting people always live half a country or half a world away?
ReplyDelete(Anything more than 10 hours is too far). ;)
Why am I full of taco salad?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I have to see a male "friend" later on today?
Why ask why, try bud dry!
Why is it hard to get over someone you love?
ReplyDeleteWhy cant people say what they mean and mean what they say?
why, why, why...i have no idea...it makes my head hurt to think about it...i just accept it...
ReplyDeleteWhy is gas going up and up?
ReplyDeleteWhy are funds going low and lower?
Why am I still remaining in the faith "regardless?"
Why am I hunger, and did not bring lunch?
Grrrrr!
(that was my stomach)
why did I wake up feeling so good this morning?
ReplyDeletewhy are little children so cute and so much fun to play with?
why I am sooooo not ready to have one?
why is everyone bothering Muller about betting Roddick, he lost move on.
Why did American Express overrate Roddick by having him do a commerical and now he's out of the opens..oops
Why am I so addicted to tennis?
Why is football session creeping up slowly?
Why did I enjoy two tall glasses of milk with ice so much.
Hey fox thnx fer visitin me site. Ill join in on the fun.
ReplyDelete- Why oh why can't the sun shine longer then 2 days in our country
- why is it hard to save up money....
- why do people whine when it gets cold
- why do people whine when it gets warm
- why does blogger work like shite @ my site....hey that rhymes :D
Why when I first found out I got the job I wanted...I Was in the shower and I got out and ran around the house naked!!:)
ReplyDeleteWHY does my chihuahua, Taco, look at people with pitiful soulful eyes ... but when they reach for her she bites the fuck outta them?
ReplyDeleteWHY do little dogs, and little people, make the most noise?
WHY is it that when I'm in a relationship every beautiful man in Jersey City wants to sleep with me ... but when I'm single, even the bums at the PATH station pays me dust?
I have a HOW question. How do roaches gt preggers? Why are pregnant roaches in my office, this company has mega bucks?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I have insomnia and sometimes need my friend to 'put' me to sleep?
Why am I so sleepy?
Why do I love black folks for knowing how to survive in the worst conditions???
ReplyDeleteWhy are so many people GAGGING that people are fighting to survive who have been fighting to survive all their life???
Why is gas going out of control?
ReplyDeleteWhy is gas going out of control?
WHY IS GAS GOING OUT OF CONTROL?
And whatthe heck is over in the UK?!
Why did the tragedy in New Orleans have to happen?
ReplyDeleteWhy did the President have most of those National Guardsmen that could've provided great aid here over there?
Why did all of those people not get ample time to evacuate the way they should've?
I love your show Foxy!
Why didn't you respond to my last e-mail?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't I have your phone number to call you and say Happy B-Day?
Why is my phone crap and I haven't been able to talk to "604" since he left?
Why does it seem like I am going to be going home late from work tonight?
Why don't I know what I am going to do with my hair?
Why don't you call me some time and let me know how you are doing? (917-123-4567)
Why is being a grown-up so not as much fun as it should be?
Why am I supposed to hang out with the guy I was telling you about but
I think this cold may get in the way?
Why am I ready for a nap?
Later,
-Kitten
My why's, man do I have a lot, but my first five would be the first five Echo wrote.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't I find TRUE love?
Why do I feel like it's going to be me and my child for the rest of my life?
Wh am I OK with that?
And you didn't starve. I was here to save the day :)
Why am i always hungry?
ReplyDeleteWhy does my stomach hurt?
Why did school start?
Why do i miss my ex?
Why did my call me last night?
Why can't i think of anything to post on my blog?
Why do i pretend not to notice when guys hit on me that are un attractive to that I don't jurt their feelings....
Why?
Aw man, i just got home! I missed all the fun! Hey Foxy, how's it going? Dude, I love the roach entry, the was gut wrenhcing funny!
ReplyDeleteWhy do I soooo envy this??? (Even though I know I should live through it, instead of envy it (Foxy, 2005))
ReplyDeleteWhy am I going to be late for my hair appointment again?
Why am I late for damn near everything?
Why do I still act like I'm 5 years old and I'm going to miss something if I take my 35 year old ass to bed?
Why do I always pay for that shit in the morning?
Why is it NEVER worth it???
Why am I about to walk out of work right now and it's only 2:26.
Why have I not told my boss that I'm going to be in late on Tuesday after Labor Day, even though I've known for like 3 weeks?