Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Why Wednesday???? (Fall Five)


Alright yesterday was crazy but it all worked out in the end…You guys are too funny and don’t forget about “The Fighting Irish” tomorrow”.

Here we go…..

WHY did it take 90 minutes for a 25 minute commute this morning?

WHY did I meet the Author of the book “HUNG” at the networking event last night?

WHY are all of you going to check out his website right now?

WHY when he signed my book to “Foxybrown” did he realize I was the host of the show?

WHY did my friends accuse me of being a mini-celebrity?

WHY was I thinking they are so wrong, I’m a “HUNG” I mean “HUGE” celebrity?

WHY did a few people ask to see what “Foxybrown” looks like?

WHY am I thinking about when and if I will actually reveal my secret identity?

WHY did I win the contest?

WHY did I not know I was in one?

WHY do I have 5 bottles of Hot Sauce to send to the lil bro in London?

WHY did I have a late night dinner with “Sankofa” that left me feeling like I could do anything in this world?

WHY am I gonna start by stealing some sausage from the cafeteria?


Ok put it in the “Fox Box” and don’t forget to tell Mr. Poulson-Bryant how “HUNG" you are!



Lata yall!

22 comments:

  1. Why.......has it been raining for 5 days straight?

    Why.......is my ex, the friends who was supposed to visit being a dick?

    Why.....am I so tired......

    Why......DO I LOVE WHY WEDNESDAY!!!! It's so much fun!!!!

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  2. Why did I see a picture of Keanu lying on a bed and just about lose my mind?

    Why is that picture now my wallpaper?

    Blessings, beloved!

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  3. Why do I need a vacation?

    Why can't I wait to see what foxybrown looks like?

    Why can't you do it today?

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  4. Yo Foxy!!! Lets do this man!

    Why have my Yankees been eliminated yet again?

    Why am I not really looking forward to NBA basketball season this year?

    Why is this woman working me to death over the construction of this website?

    And Why is she acking like it's life or Death anyway? -lol

    It's your Boy!

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  5. hee-damn-larious!

    Why does it still look nasty outside even if though it's not raining?

    Why did my mother laugh the hardest of anyone upon hearing about my leg injury?

    Why did I forget to program the VCR to record America's Next Top Model tonight? WHY oh WHY?

    Happy Wednesday, Foxy!

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  6. Anonymous7:24 AM

    lol you are so funny.

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  7. why do i want to know what you look like, too?

    why did i crack up at the hot sauce bottle thing?

    why did i do the same for the sausage?

    why have i been back from the va-cay only 2 fucking days and already i am ready to choke somebody?

    WHY????

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  8. Why is it a universal truth that Black people love hot sauce?

    Why am I commenting at work?

    Why am I lookin' to lose my job?

    Why am I an idiot? ;)

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  9. Why do you always crack me up?

    Why do i want to know what "foxybrown" looks like?

    Why am i such a fluff head?

    Why do i always get sexual propositions?

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  10. Why did I wake up with a smile on my face?
    Why did I not rush to look at Hung?
    Why am I having a Why Wed. on my blog? (promise it will be just this once)
    Why I am a local celebrity?
    Why I am I so effing happy today?

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  11. Why cannt I find my ruler to see how "hung" I really am. I would use my camera but I cannt find the long lens...lol

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  12. Yes Foxy, Why don't we know what you're Hotness looks like?

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  13. Why do BAD Things Happen to GOOD people? :(

    Why Did I think it was going to last this time? :(

    Why does it seem like everyone can see the bright side but me? :(

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  14. Anonymous10:37 AM

    "Why do we have two names for this season: AUTUMN and FALL. Aren't they the same thing? What's the difference? No other season has two names, why this one?

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  15. Why is it so cold outside?
    Why is it still raining?
    Why did it take Foxy 90 min to get to work this morning?
    Why am I so tired that I can hardly stay awake?

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  16. Why do I have to go to the bathroom and refuse to go...

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  17. Why is it that I'm an addict of the Foxy Show?? ;)

    Why is it that Foxy is so damn INTRIGUING that everybody here wants him to reveal his true identity?

    Why is it that I ate so much for lunch, and now I'm hella sleepy??

    Why is it that I'm craving a white russian right about now?

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  18. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Foxy! Foxy! Foxy! Why are you talking so frisky infornt of us impressionable children.

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  19. Anonymous2:28 PM

    604 says,
    Why did I skip work today?
    Why did I get so excited when I read that hot sauce is on the way?
    Why do I have my computer now?
    Why does this mean MY BLOCK is coming soon?

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  20. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Why don't you respond to my IMs?

    Why haven't we gone out for a fun night on the own yet?

    Why after multiple attempts to get you to adopt me I decided to skip
    that phase consider myself adopted and just be neglected?

    Why don't I know where your new job is?

    btw I totally knew your are a celeb I thought I saw you in US weekly
    the other day but they aren't up on your secret identity yet.

    If I don't get attention soon I may rat you out to the paparazzi.

    I'm just saying 8-).

    -Kitten

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  21. Why ask why? LOL

    Why do people think you are Jill Scott just because you don't "perm" relax your hair?

    Why am I addicted to buying new sunglasses more so than buying anything else?

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