Why Wednesday???? (Fall One)
WHY Wednesday???
Alright the rules are still the same you got something you wanna ask put it in the FOX BOX……Lets go!
WHY did “Red” & “The Mexican” take the train from Washington, DC to NYC to join me at a networking party last night?
WHY do I feel that it was a continuation of my Birthday celebration instead of a networking party?
WHY did they both have a blast at the party and then proceed to get on the train and go back to DC?
WHY am I at my desk right now still hung over?
WHY do the slacks I have on today make my ass look like I have two midgets attached to my behind?
WHY did I not even want to go through the drama with the Native-American dude at my job today so I just made two fresh pots of coffee on my own?
WHY has my little brother only been gone 18 days and Red and I are planning to book a trip to go visit for a few days?
WHY am I 28 now and just getting the answers to a lot of life’s questions?
That’s all I got this morning oh well maybe this one last thing……
WHY do I hide sausage patties in the bottom of my oatmeal bowl so the cafeteria lady doesn’t charge me for sausage?? (Even in Corporate America I’m still ghetto)
Ok now I’m done……What’s your WHY???
Alright the rules are still the same you got something you wanna ask put it in the FOX BOX……Lets go!
WHY did “Red” & “The Mexican” take the train from Washington, DC to NYC to join me at a networking party last night?
WHY do I feel that it was a continuation of my Birthday celebration instead of a networking party?
WHY did they both have a blast at the party and then proceed to get on the train and go back to DC?
WHY am I at my desk right now still hung over?
WHY do the slacks I have on today make my ass look like I have two midgets attached to my behind?
WHY did I not even want to go through the drama with the Native-American dude at my job today so I just made two fresh pots of coffee on my own?
WHY has my little brother only been gone 18 days and Red and I are planning to book a trip to go visit for a few days?
WHY am I 28 now and just getting the answers to a lot of life’s questions?
That’s all I got this morning oh well maybe this one last thing……
WHY do I hide sausage patties in the bottom of my oatmeal bowl so the cafeteria lady doesn’t charge me for sausage?? (Even in Corporate America I’m still ghetto)
Ok now I’m done……What’s your WHY???
posted by The Foxybrown Show at
4:22 AM
20 Comments:
604 aka Bloghater says....
Why is my Big brother so ghetto? You could have paid for them sausages.
Why do I only sleep about 3 hours a night because I have to wait till it is 9 o'clock on the east coast to call "Beautiful"?
Why do I enjoy those calls so much?
Why do I stay in the office an average of 11 hours?
Why am I such a CB?
Why can't I get a Turkey sandwich in London?
Why do I encourage Ghetto behavior?
Why do I want to move out of my place because the Chinese spot doesn't have 4 wings and fries?
Why do I do I want to move to Brixton?
Why am I going to wait a year to do it?
Why did I eat KFC last night?
Why was I angry when I realized there was no ketchup in the bag?
Why do I miss all of yall so much?
AWESOME tip on the free food! They charge us 50 cents for 2 slices of bacon at the cafeteria.....guess what, now I'm a gettin' it fo' free with this handy-dandy info. THANK YOU FOXYBROWN!
Why couldn't I find anything to wear today?
Why am I so horny today?
Why does it look like it's going to rain?
Why am I not motivated?
Why am I missing my friend?
Why has Foxy gave me a new way to get away without paying 1.50 for two pieces of sausage?LOL....
Why do they charge so damn much anyways for two little links?
Why am I sitting at home reading your blog instead of sitting at my desk right now?
Why did I keep waking up on the train because of "the mexican's" snoring only to realize it was me?
Why am I so glad to see 604 the bloghater hating on the UK?
Why did I call work and say I'll be in by 10 but I'm still sitting in my draws trying to decide if I'm going to work?
Why is your word verification giving me gas right now?
Why was I so glad to see my lil bro last nite?
i love how you added me as "get crunk." now back to our scheduled program....sorry for the interruption!! lol
why is ghetto just as fabulous as being polished? (come on now two free sausages?)
why is it that if you are ghetto, no matter how corporate you get, you still have ghetto tendencies?
why do i feel like i am mother theresa these days?
why do i feel like the same bug has bitten foxy and he decided to be the bigger person this morning with the coffee?
why can't these bitches keep up with me?
why am i so cocky today, lol??
but why am i right?
Spexial....If ya got an issue with it you know where I am come and get me!!!
By the way thanks for the call last night I'm still searching the net for that information.
There is some metaphysical (?) thing that says most people don't really begin to become adults until age 28. I know a lot of people, myself included, who went through a "change of life" at age 28.
why are are my contacts dried out?
why does my stomach hurt again?
why won't i do my homework?
why can't i find a date?
why why why why why?
A.Why didn't I dedicate my teletubbie video to the NEW FoxyBrown Show?
B.Why does Danielle D'Krunk make me laugh so hard that my bran muffin lodges in my nasal cavity and I have to pour hot coffee up my nose to divert the pain?
C.Why is yoinking sausage patties and hiding them in your oatmeal so boss?
D.Why am I getting so accepting of my blogging addiction?
Why did I never know you could take a food tour of NYC?
Why do I want to go now just to see what's it about?
Why did that remind me that I'm suppose to be taking a class at the Culinary Ed. with my friend?
Why is he so understanding?
Why do I think both are great date Ideas?
why do most bloggers turn that word verification on
why is there no sunshine here
why do i feel so sleepy
why dont i make money on blogging
Why do I want to slap the h*ll out of my (male) boss?:(
Why am I crushing on HIM like this?
Why am I crying right now?:(
Why doesn't my HR person know her job?
Why are my feelings hurt anyway?
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!:)
Why do I HATE school?
Why can't I just cuss out my best friend's baby daddy and she be cool with it?
Why am I starting to like creepy dark hard rock n roll?
Why can't I my hair be like Amel Larrieux's?
why am i in such a writing slump lately?
why does it feel like my life slipping out of control?
why do i want to blog about so many things, yet do nothing?
why did i offer my home to an Katrina victim and now am terrified that they're coming?
Why am I addicted to blogging?
Why am I not eating right yet wondering why my stomach is full of air right now?
Why haven't I had a good nights sleep in about a week yet wonder why I'm so tired?
Why do I drink coffee knowing it keeps me wired at night?
why do i listen to too much hiphop?
why is this blog dope?
why do black youths kill each other?
why did bush blow up the world trade?
1 luv
WHY did every unlucky thing that could happen happen to me today!
Why didn't my brilliant "why" post, post yesterday?
Dang!
Why did I just stumble across your blog?
Why am I going to use this topic on my own blog?
:)
P.S- You are not ghetto for the cafateria trick...
Why are the damn prices so high?!?!
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