Foxy Hills 07304!

"Foxy Hills 07304"
Episode 1:

"Meet The Charms"


Ok so with all the hype and anticipation it’s time to “Meet the Charms”. Once “Lucky” and I arrived at his apartment Saturday evening the tasks were executed one by one:

Pick up Dinner: Foxy
Clean Bedroom & Living Room: “Lucky”
Wash Dishes and Dump Trash: Foxy
Hit the sack and get a good nights rest: A collaborative effort

Sunday Morning 7:30am:

We both crawl out of bed and begin the chore of getting dressed and making our last rounds around the house to ensure that everything was perfect for “Lucky’s” parents.
I was cool until about 10 minutes to 9am when I knew they would be arriving any moment. I must have checked my shirt about 100 times in the mirror and constantly cleared my forehead of sweat beads.
The intercom rings and as RED would say….Showtime Synergy!

One last chance to get the dirt off my shoulder and

Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeessss The Charms…….......

Alright so on first go…Mr. Charm greets me with a smile and a firm handshake ( I like that) and Mrs. Charm follows behind with a warm smile and speaking of BEHINDS…Mrs. Charm has got to have one of the biggest booty’s I have seen on a white woman and I can go down the list but this thing was WIDE and had WEIGHT on it!!! It was so easy to see where “Lucky” got his “Ghetto Booty” from I mean I knew it came from somewhere but DAAAYUM!!!

Ok so now we are all sitting and talking about our plan for the morning and the funniest thing happens…Mrs. Charm asks which Neighborhood did I live in New Jersey and I reply “Jersey City” and she replies “That’s south right”? Initially I held my breathe because I was not sure if I had heard her correctly it was then Mr. Charm and “Lucky” replied “Yea it’s south” and “Lucky” mumbles “What are you from another planet” it was at that very moment I knew this was going to be an interesting day.

Shortly after that “Lucky” and I were in my car and The Charms were following behind in route to Corporate Day at The Bronx Zoo. After picking up our tickets we headed right in and it was really exciting I have not been to the zoo since I was a kid in the NYC public school system. We rode the Sky Car and visited the “Mouse House” something only a real New Yorker could appreciate. We checked out the Congo House where “Lucky” conveniently mentions that the Gorilla’s feet are just as ashy as mine, I froze for 3 seconds and tried to remember if I had hit the Vaseline this morning but I did so I laughed and flipped him the bird real quick.

Next “Lucky” puts Foxy on the spot and tells his parents that I grew up in the neighborhood around the Zoo and for those of you who know it well yall know the Ghetto when u see it!

Anyhow again shocked and on the spot here I am….Then I said Fukk it and smiled and responded “yup I sure did”. I was looking around to see the tall project apartments so I could show them where a legend was born but they were out or site.
Oh well it was lunch time and Mr. Charm treated us to all the luxury of “Zoo Food” (Burgers and Fries) and I again watched the interaction with them all….It is at this point that I was totally convinced that Mr. Charm used to be a PIMP. Just laid back and cool slipping in a sly comment every now and again (Now I know where “Lucky” gets it).

After lunch surprisingly “The Charms” are ready to head back to The Manor in the Mountains. I could not believe that the meeting was about to be over but just like that…….They Came….They Saw…..They went Bye Bye….

5 minutes after they left Mrs. Charm calls to say how much she loved his apartment and then she says “Tell Foxy thanks for everything” ( I smiled).

Ok so leaving such a great time with “Charm-In laws” I figured I need to give a shout to the Fox Family as I had not talked to Mother Fox in a week strange for her to not call me but I had left several messages to no avail……Ok I’ll try one more time……Nothing.

20 phone calls later still no response and I’m in my car headed for Harlem…….

Wanna find out what happens next? Tune in next week for “Foxy Hills 07304” here on WFOXTV!