Matzoh Ball Soup and Macaroni and Cheese....
Sunday Morning.....Church.
As I'm rushing in the door toting my Bible, Palm and a ringing cell phone I just pick up my home phone and start dialing Red as I know it is him calling....We greet I give him the tea on church and he asks why I don't write about it in the Blog, honestly, I'm not sure I just think religion is a sensitive issue however I realize everyone is not about being in church every Sunday and heck I can barely make it at times. So maybe reading a bit about the word aint so bad....We will see. Red is going to check out his family and I'm trying to figure out what to do with my day.
*Now I told Red I would not publish this story but I figure if I can put everyone’s business out there I can tell my own*
So I'm on AOL aka "click-a-dick" and I am multi-tasking my behind off, chatting with friends and talking to a few dudes, organizing some e-mail to go out to some high school friends. Now among all this madness that is going down there is one IM window that has me scratching my head as the conversation flow is cool and dude sounds like he has some good common sense bigger than that the screen name was everything short of "GET IN AND GET OUT" now that is right up my alley so I decided to see where this conversation could lead an hour later I am calling Red to wake him up so he can go meet "Family Red" and I am parking in front of this guys building. Before I left I found it rather interesting that I know about 3 dudes that live in this building and could be really weird if I ran into them, that kind of challenge never stops me though so I walk in the paths of the 500 people leaving a local Cathedral
Inside I'm thinking I want to conduct a test next weekend and walk down this street at the same exact time and see how many LESS people there are on the streets, Dang on Heathens...
One weird thing about this guy is that he never gave me an apartment number a little creepy because he could be a piece from my past that I do not want to see...I mean I had a picture but these days who doesn't have a picture and how can you ever really be sure...Anyhow I call him from outside and he rings the bell to let me in, Once in the building he tells me to take the elevator up to his floor (WEIRD), so now I'm on the elevator with a bunch of strangers going to see a stranger and we are all going to the fourth floor. Great when I get off this thing I'm going to be wandering around like a dummy not knowing where to go. When I get off I immediately see him and there is a sigh of relief one because he is better looking in person than he is in his picture which on a scale of 1 through 10 rated a 8.3, he received two points for the Red Hair and one point for the outfit which was screaming laid back home gear.
Once inside we chatted and watched UCONN lose in March Madness
(Ladies and gentlemen yes, I'm watching sports)
After the game he takes me on a tour of his place and shows me the work he has done in his bedroom all the books in his library etc. It was so easy to guess that this guy was a teacher of some kind but nonetheless really cool.
Now we are back in the living room and we are watching Tennis:
1. Yall know that me and ESPN have never been friends
2. Once I walk through your door I'm stripping because that is what I came to do
3. I am now on my second sport even of the day so there is something about this guy that is making me break my rule of: Lay, Slay and then be on your way!
While teacher man is explaining the game to me (and I'm actually retaining it) we begin to discuss backgrounds and I find that he is Jewish not that that is an ethnicity but he did pick up another two points for me and I'm thinking "Will he wear a Yarmulke for me"? I share with him my little genealogy search and that I have discovered that I have roots that trace back to not only the Motherland but to Ireland as well. Now at this point I'm not sure if I'm excited because he stepped his Jew game up or if he is hot because he now knows I'm part Leprechaun but we forget all about the game and begin trying to score with each other all over his sofa. The situation is quickly moved to his bedroom where it gets even more intense, this guy has me tripping out as he is a great kisser and his game in the bedroom is damn near tighter than mine!
(Audience Gasps) Yes guys "Mr. Lieberman" was doing what??? PUTTING IT DOWN!!!
I'm not going to turn this Blog into porn central with the "stroke by stroke" details but just know that we were both pleased and a little turned out. I planned to visit for just an hour or two and ended up chilling with this guy from 1:30 to 6pm.
*Private Thought* - I stayed with him longer than my family stayed with me yesterday...But I aint Bitter!
So I'm back home and I actually reach out and give him a call (sooooo not like me) and we talk for a little bit and then agree to either talk or meet before the week is up.
It is now 10pm and I'm on my way to 604's house to get some spaghetti that he and "whorefriend" made last night. I really want to lay in my bed and sleep as I already ate, been eaten and am exhausted but 6 is really sensitive and would be upset if did not come and grab a plate. Once there I'm glad I came as he and I had a really long talk and caught up on the week’s events and got a head start on the week ahead. When I get back home I chat with Red and we exchange files on the day and sounds like he had a pretty cool time dinner with family and then hit the strip down in the district, funny I chuckle as I think to myself that we both stepped outside of our box this weekend, go figure!
Oh well time to go nite nite, Ciao!
As I'm rushing in the door toting my Bible, Palm and a ringing cell phone I just pick up my home phone and start dialing Red as I know it is him calling....We greet I give him the tea on church and he asks why I don't write about it in the Blog, honestly, I'm not sure I just think religion is a sensitive issue however I realize everyone is not about being in church every Sunday and heck I can barely make it at times. So maybe reading a bit about the word aint so bad....We will see. Red is going to check out his family and I'm trying to figure out what to do with my day.
*Now I told Red I would not publish this story but I figure if I can put everyone’s business out there I can tell my own*
So I'm on AOL aka "click-a-dick" and I am multi-tasking my behind off, chatting with friends and talking to a few dudes, organizing some e-mail to go out to some high school friends. Now among all this madness that is going down there is one IM window that has me scratching my head as the conversation flow is cool and dude sounds like he has some good common sense bigger than that the screen name was everything short of "GET IN AND GET OUT" now that is right up my alley so I decided to see where this conversation could lead an hour later I am calling Red to wake him up so he can go meet "Family Red" and I am parking in front of this guys building. Before I left I found it rather interesting that I know about 3 dudes that live in this building and could be really weird if I ran into them, that kind of challenge never stops me though so I walk in the paths of the 500 people leaving a local Cathedral
Inside I'm thinking I want to conduct a test next weekend and walk down this street at the same exact time and see how many LESS people there are on the streets, Dang on Heathens...
One weird thing about this guy is that he never gave me an apartment number a little creepy because he could be a piece from my past that I do not want to see...I mean I had a picture but these days who doesn't have a picture and how can you ever really be sure...Anyhow I call him from outside and he rings the bell to let me in, Once in the building he tells me to take the elevator up to his floor (WEIRD), so now I'm on the elevator with a bunch of strangers going to see a stranger and we are all going to the fourth floor. Great when I get off this thing I'm going to be wandering around like a dummy not knowing where to go. When I get off I immediately see him and there is a sigh of relief one because he is better looking in person than he is in his picture which on a scale of 1 through 10 rated a 8.3, he received two points for the Red Hair and one point for the outfit which was screaming laid back home gear.
Once inside we chatted and watched UCONN lose in March Madness
(Ladies and gentlemen yes, I'm watching sports)
After the game he takes me on a tour of his place and shows me the work he has done in his bedroom all the books in his library etc. It was so easy to guess that this guy was a teacher of some kind but nonetheless really cool.
Now we are back in the living room and we are watching Tennis:
1. Yall know that me and ESPN have never been friends
2. Once I walk through your door I'm stripping because that is what I came to do
3. I am now on my second sport even of the day so there is something about this guy that is making me break my rule of: Lay, Slay and then be on your way!
While teacher man is explaining the game to me (and I'm actually retaining it) we begin to discuss backgrounds and I find that he is Jewish not that that is an ethnicity but he did pick up another two points for me and I'm thinking "Will he wear a Yarmulke for me"? I share with him my little genealogy search and that I have discovered that I have roots that trace back to not only the Motherland but to Ireland as well. Now at this point I'm not sure if I'm excited because he stepped his Jew game up or if he is hot because he now knows I'm part Leprechaun but we forget all about the game and begin trying to score with each other all over his sofa. The situation is quickly moved to his bedroom where it gets even more intense, this guy has me tripping out as he is a great kisser and his game in the bedroom is damn near tighter than mine!
(Audience Gasps) Yes guys "Mr. Lieberman" was doing what??? PUTTING IT DOWN!!!
I'm not going to turn this Blog into porn central with the "stroke by stroke" details but just know that we were both pleased and a little turned out. I planned to visit for just an hour or two and ended up chilling with this guy from 1:30 to 6pm.
*Private Thought* - I stayed with him longer than my family stayed with me yesterday...But I aint Bitter!
So I'm back home and I actually reach out and give him a call (sooooo not like me) and we talk for a little bit and then agree to either talk or meet before the week is up.
It is now 10pm and I'm on my way to 604's house to get some spaghetti that he and "whorefriend" made last night. I really want to lay in my bed and sleep as I already ate, been eaten and am exhausted but 6 is really sensitive and would be upset if did not come and grab a plate. Once there I'm glad I came as he and I had a really long talk and caught up on the week’s events and got a head start on the week ahead. When I get back home I chat with Red and we exchange files on the day and sounds like he had a pretty cool time dinner with family and then hit the strip down in the district, funny I chuckle as I think to myself that we both stepped outside of our box this weekend, go figure!
Oh well time to go nite nite, Ciao!
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