"Foxy Hills 07304"

Foxy Hills 07304
Episode 3
Jailhouse Fox/ To Clip or not to clip


Ok so last week everyone wanted to know why the Police were looking for Foxybrown.....
Well…What had happened was the ticket I got for having a bad taillight turned into a warrant even though it was paid. Turns up you need to sign the waiver pleading guilty. Guess who sent a check but didn’t sign the waiver therefore when I did not show up in court I was held in contempt….Who knew??? I’m sure things will work out just fine I have posted my own bail and I am awaiting a court date. I’d like to think that this is just about as far as this deal is going to go but you guys know my show so stay tuned and keep those “Free Foxy” T-Shirts on at least until I’m done with this court drama.

“To Clip or not to clip”

As you all know this weekend was a big Yankees weekend well for sports fans it was….For me I got the chance to see my boyfriend go into “Jock” mode for about 4 hours it’s so cute. However, I have my moments when I feel like this annoying girlfriend who constantly interrupts during crucial moments and when the team is not doing so good I don’t quite understand the severity of the matter.
OH WELL let me tell yall what I did get into….How ‘bout when “Lucky" and I went grocery shopping he gave me all this crap about using the sales circular to shop and I went into shock as it is really the only way I knew how to grocery shop…You buy what’s on sale. Simultaneously there is a little girl getting a big mama beat down in the store and “Lucky” being the educator is really upset by it and I’m standing there thinking “I bet that little girl didn’t pick up the sales circular when her mama told her to” but I dare not say that to “Lucky” so we simply did the aisle to aisle thing and I flashed back to when I was 5 years old and the scene I caused in “Alexander’s” departments store because I would not help my mama with the bags because she didn’t buy me a toy that I wanted. Mama Fox proceeded to light my ass and all I can remember as I layed on the floor taking my beat down was some mother saying to her child see what happens when you don’t listen. I called my mama Saturday morning and left her a voicemail saying thank you for whooping my ass!

“Lucky” is my baby he challenges me everyday but there are moments when he makes me appreciate where I’m from so much that it’s ridiculous….Saturday afternoon I spent just walking around Harlem doing the things I grew up doing people watching, bootleg shopping and I even made a stop at the grocery store and yeah the first thing I did was grab my sales circular….Change is inevitable but I gotta remain true to myself. Lucky and I are going to be just fine…One Day or One Coupon at a time!

All my shoppers out there who know what I’m talking ‘bout wave your circular and scream out….”Buy one get one Free”!

See yall next week when I take the show on the road to go support “Red” in his first gig as a DJ it’s guaranteed to be one mixed up mess! See ya next week!