Wednesday, November 02, 2005

WHY Wednesday????

Live from the court house it’s your host Foxworth Brown and I’m here to tell you guys all about the fun and foolishness that was yesterday! Get your WHY’s ready cuz today I’m going to LIGHT!!!!

WHY did a $46 tail light ticket turn into a $139 dollar saga yesterday?

WHY is it that since January of this year I have paid more in tickets and towing fees than it costs to complete one semester of CUNY Graduate School?

WHY did someone get all upset and ask the Judge yesterday WHY he charged a $250 surcharge for a $106 ticket?

WHY did the Judge respond “To help New Jersey get out of debt” and then added another $43 for contempt???

WHY am I still gagging at the $43???

WHY yall all know I aint ask that Judge SHIT???

WHY
did “Lucky” get a job offer to teach @ The City University of New York this summer?

WHY do I want to register for his "ass" I mean his class??

WHY is there a 40 year old queen at my job that thinks that nobody knows that he is queer?

WHY in 2005 am I so mad at him for not knowing that GAY is the new power card?

WHY is one of my vendors taking “Lucky” and I out to dinner tomorrow night?

WHY are we his “Gay Power Couple”?

Alright I know you got plenty to say so let’s get to it and for those of you who asked about the color of my t-shirt yesterday…..What color would they be other than…”Foxybrown”!!! Ciao!

18 Comments:

Blogger Danielle said...

WHY is SEPTA ON STRIKE?

WHY are the nasty people sitting next to me on the train?

WHY am I rollar blading home form work because of it?

WHY can I hit the lottery?

WHY are my co workers getting on my nerves today?

Why do I work for such an anal law firm?

5:43 AM  
Blogger MsPerdie said...

LOL!!!! I was wondering the same thing about the queer.

Why did I call you last night when Mary was performing and you didn't answer?

Why did Mary look good last night on the BET 25th awards.

Why is Bob Johnson the 1st black BILLIONAIRE!!!! You GO!

Why is Steve Harvey a complete nut!

Why didn't I like John Legends rendition of "A house is not a home"?

Why was Bobby on stage with New Edition?

Why did Whitney look GOOD but sounded a hot mess?

Why couldn't I be Bobby Johnson's adopted daughter? LOL!

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did it take me 1 1/2 hrs to get my wednesday post up this morning?

Why did I get advise to say, "Hey, Foxy! Email me about the publishing agent thingy!"?

Why did I just have come over here and tell you that I finally got Wednesday's post up?

Why is it so fun to ask WHY???

LMAO@word verification:

mumgag

AIn't that a riot????????

6:28 AM  
Blogger Luke Cage said...

Why have I moved and I'm still not unpacked yet?

Why is Verizon the worst long distance provider in the nation?

Why do their customer service suck just as bad?

Why is the cable guy putting me through changes?

Daaag! Do your thing Foxy

7:03 AM  
Blogger Nneka's World said...

Why did i think by coming in half an hour early for work i could half an hour early?

Why did my line manager look at me like i was a truant when she caught me?

Why is it that when a particular tall glass of "dark chocolate" come my way i get butterflies in my stomach?

Why did i spend 20mins knocking on my door for my aunt to open the door because i thought she left her key in the lock, so i could not get in, only for me to discover i was using the wrong key all along?

7:56 AM  
Blogger Unconquerable Soul said...

Why is it hard to jump rope?

Why do I have $500 tickets that need to be paid?

Why do I need to come up way to relieve myself, LOL?

Why do I really like someone who lives in Canada?

Why do I want a Sony destop when Dell is so much cheaper?

10:41 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

Why will FOXY NOT BE AVAILABLE when I will be in DC?

Why Why Why is it that erry time I'm on the east coast I can never find my Foxy???

(You know I had to go there.)

3:14 PM  
Blogger feels good b n FREE said...

things that make u go
hmmm.....
lol

4:14 PM  
Blogger DramaFree said...

What's up Foxy??

Why did my ex's 'old lady' (translate booty buddy) call me yesterday?

Why did she tell me that me and him were no longer together, so there's no need to keep in contact?

Why did I tell her that he's the one who has been calling me?

Wait...why did I start laughing at her?

Why did she ask me what I was laughing at?

Why did I respond 'at you for calling me'?

Why that trick hung the phone up in my face?

Why did I think it was funny that she's worried about me, but I'm not worried about her? lol

I absolutely LOVE why Wednesdays!

8:39 PM  
Blogger E said...

Why haven't I visited the Foxybrown Show in a minute?

Why am I glad I don't live in New Jersey?

Why was I lucky enough not to get a $350 speeding ticket myself?

Why does it hurt so bad?

8:53 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

why the hell isnt there a post today? lmao!

4:59 AM  
Blogger Laylah Queen of the Night said...

Why am I so busy doing everything but getting nothing done?

6:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you continue to throw yourself at the fuzz? It is so obvious that you have fever for cops and judges. lol

6:22 AM  
Blogger M-Dubb said...

I'm thinkingo f fighting a ticket I got a few weeks ago coming home from FAMU's Hiomecoming. Good thing the ticket wasn't in New Jersey, but the county is named Dixie. Wish me luck!

GOOD POST...

9:28 AM  
Blogger The Persian said...

Gay is the new Power Card?? Hm....

9:52 AM  
Blogger Msnhim said...

Why am I killing myself at work when I should be looking for a new Job?

Why is everyone around me whispering about my boss leaving for another company? Everyone KNOWS DUH!!!!!!!

Why do I feel I MUST do everything?

10:00 AM  
Blogger Drea Inspired said...

Why am I a whole day late for why Wednesday?

Why am I so excited about seeing my parents this weekend when I didn't want to see them last weekend?

Why was a rolling at you comment on my blog about how colleges send your degree 6 months after you graduate?

Why did I stop laughing and shake my head at the truth in that comment?

Happy Thursday!

10:06 AM  
Blogger MIZPOWDERPINK said...

Why do I suffer from the same Jersey gov't BS?...license has been suspended and all.

Why do I know a few closet queens who sashay ALMOST better than I?

Why have I not been to the Foxy Brown Show until now?

Brickcity is on her feet!!! I thought I was the only Sista from Jersey who blogs...finally! I see you rep Jersey City well over on dis here blog. Thanks for stoping by my spot. You will be added to my links just because damn it.

9:22 AM  

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