My Perfect 10.....

Perfect 10…..

One of my least favorite words in the Webster Dictionary is the word “Perfect”. What does it really define? Who does this word represent? Is anything or anyone truly “Perfect”?

I decided today that I would let you guys know how “Perfect” I really am and we can laugh at this silly word that is excessively used in our everyday lives.

Perfect- Being without defect or blemish: a perfect specimen.

Not on The Foxybrown Show…..

1. I can’t play sports but I read enough on cnn.com and listen to the sports news to be able to entertain the good folks at work the Monday after the 955th Big Game!
2. I have two parents who are divorced…Ok I lied they never were married, so fukkin what? Both of them give me gas and love me dearly.
3.At 28 years old I have worked for Three Fortune 500 companies and I am nowhere near retirement.
4. The number of chicken wings I ate along with the Pork Fried Rice and the egg roll and the two big ass Chinese Iced teas that I will have before this evening is over.
5. The number of years I spent in Therapy dealing with the woes of love, life, family and the pressure of working for a Fortune 500 company @ 21.
6. This is the number of pounds I will gain based on the activity that took place back on #4.
7. The number of years it takes to clean up my less than “perfect” credit. Please note if I move back to NYC this number will immediately move up to #5 It’s the city that never sleeps and gives forgiveness to BAD BAD spending habits.
8.Months since the last time I have been to church…Where has the time gone? I would feel horrible about this but God knows my heart and bigger than that some of yall heathens have not been to church in over 8 years….
9.The number of excuses that I could come up with for not going to church in all that time….(Rever-Rent…I don’t want to hear your mouth)
10. No matter how much I moisturize, at the end of the day I will always have 10 ashy little toes.
I know you guys have things that make you “Perfect” let’s hear it!