WHY Wednesday???? (Part Trois)
WHY Wednesday???
Happy Hump Day (Now that I get it) we are half way there!!!
Ok I’m going to start and you guys follow…All New Comers just follow suit!
WHY am I so fukkin busy this week I really wrote all my blog entries for this week on Tuesday Afternoon?
WHY do I feel like I’m going to fight if one of yall “Tags” me again?
WHY am I going to scream if I get one more SPAM comment on my Blog?
WHY am I lying because that SPAM confirms that my show is the SHIT?
WHY am I wondering if ALL you guys voted for me HERE?
WHY did I forget to tell yall that at the party on Saturday night one of the guest got drunk as a skunk and while sleeping they began to sleep walk and walked into a room stepped on “RED” and proceeded to PISS on the air conditioner in one of the bedrooms?
WHY was I thinking I’m glad they didn’t get electrocuted? LOL
WHY were people sooo mad about this like they had never done anything bad while drunk and sleepwalking?
WHY am I trying to figure out how to get out of work early today?
WHY am I sad that “604” is moving to London on Saturday?
WHY do I know that I will be crying all the way to the airport?
Ok I feel tears filling my eyes so I will turn it over to you guys…What’s your WHY??
Happy Hump Day (Now that I get it) we are half way there!!!
Ok I’m going to start and you guys follow…All New Comers just follow suit!
WHY am I so fukkin busy this week I really wrote all my blog entries for this week on Tuesday Afternoon?
WHY do I feel like I’m going to fight if one of yall “Tags” me again?
WHY am I going to scream if I get one more SPAM comment on my Blog?
WHY am I lying because that SPAM confirms that my show is the SHIT?
WHY am I wondering if ALL you guys voted for me HERE?
WHY did I forget to tell yall that at the party on Saturday night one of the guest got drunk as a skunk and while sleeping they began to sleep walk and walked into a room stepped on “RED” and proceeded to PISS on the air conditioner in one of the bedrooms?
WHY was I thinking I’m glad they didn’t get electrocuted? LOL
WHY were people sooo mad about this like they had never done anything bad while drunk and sleepwalking?
WHY am I trying to figure out how to get out of work early today?
WHY am I sad that “604” is moving to London on Saturday?
WHY do I know that I will be crying all the way to the airport?
Ok I feel tears filling my eyes so I will turn it over to you guys…What’s your WHY??
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Why do I have to work?
Why can't I just win the lottery?
Why do I miss my ex so much?
oh there are so many why's!
But on to the dream I had about you. Don't know if you watch BIG BROTHER or not (and you may kill me for this but hell it was my dream)You and I were two people in the house and I was Ivette and you were BEAU. Now, if you haven't watched this, the dude is hysterical andf he reminds me of you, think thas prolly why I dreamt about it lol.
It's not really poem but I've titled it why. I may revise it not sure. Here it is:
"Why"
Why do superheros fall in love when they know they can never reveal their true identities?
Why did I have apple pie yesterday?
Why can't I get paid to be me?
Why am I realizing that I like the way I live?
Why am I learning that I am not just an indian, I gotta a lil cheif in me too?
Why am I blog hopping before I have done any lick of real work?
Why can't some people understand that they have to put in something to get something, not everything is just gonna be giving to you. That is unless you was born in the right family, but still?
Why do people mistake my good heart for a doormat to be used over and over?
Why will my daughter be four this weekend and it still feels like I left the hospital not to long ago?
Why is baby daddy coming for her birthday and staying with me?
Why am I letting him stay with me?
Why was danielle up so early in the morning? LOL
Why I gotta few more blogs to read before I do any work?
ladynay - it was 7 am my time!!! lol
Why in your time of need the people you helped are gone?
Why in your time of the need the people you did not expect comes to your aid?
Why does this teach me a major lesson?
Ok, I gotta agree with ladynay...
why am i blogging instead of working?
why is it the first thing I did when I signed in today?
why I got to play it off like I am hard at work when my boss comes in?
why is it that my azz has been having conversations with the toilet for 3 straight days while at work?
Why is it that as soon as I get in there to talk, someone knocks on the door interupting?
Why is it that they wait when they usually walk off?
why is it that as soon as I buy air freshner everyone wants to come downstairs and shyt in my bathroom and use it up?
why am I talking bout shyt at 9 in the morning?
why I ate vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup for dinner last night?
why is it that that may be the cause of my toilet discussions? (it was good going down..lol)
is that enough of a start?
qt
Why did I think about going to the gym last nite but ate Hot Pockets (not Lean Pockets) and read Harry Potter instead?
Why did I rationalize that walking to and from the train is just as good as hitting the gym?
Why did I just wake up from a nap?
Why did I take said nap at my desk at work?
Why am I so looking forward to tonight's episode of "So you think you can dance?"
WHY am I wondering if there is going to be an announcement on WHY Wednesdays next week???
Why amd I wondering If I'm still the Bologna to her peanut butter?
Why don't I ask her myself?
Why have I been gone so long?
Why did I KNOW I was gonna have to come back on Wednesday?
Why haven't I been tagged?
Why is e'rbody going to the VMA's but me.
Fuck them though. I'm in grind mode. When I emerge I will be Fi-YAH! Please believe.
Why wasn't that last one a why question?
Why does Bush insist this oil guzzling, pocket-lining war is keeping us safe?
Why don't I know who the enemy is any more?
Why am I feeling you for feeling sad?
Why come she don't call me anymore?
Why has it taken this long for me to hire an accountant?
Why am I making more money than I have in my life and still living check to check-(and sometimes not making it)?
Why don't y'all come pay a n!gg@ a visit? It's Wayback Wednesday: The Love movement.
Holla,
-Chrome*
Why don't you check out "Elephants of Style?" If you like the original book this will prove insigtful and entertaining.
Hey foxy, I needed this today.
Why can't I find the words to say now when he needs them, but prior to this I babbled incessantly for a week?
Why am I letting myself get caught up in fear?
Why am I worried about what people MAY think at some unknown point in the future?
Why am I not doing any work and I have tons of it to do?
why don't people realize that when you try to get over, karma will bite you in the ass every damn time?
why am i in ladynay's position of doing not a damn thing at work today without getting some blogging done???
why no game having individuals wanna stand all close to you when they trying to get at you, as if their vicinity is gonna make you say yes faster?
why does my bf live so damn far away from me?
girl, you forty years old with a stomach that shows that you had two kids....WHY do you have that smedium g-unit baby tee on????
In addition to the "why's" on my blog,
WHY do banks authorize credit/debit card purchase for MORE than the available balance and charge overdrafts even though it's ethically WRONG????? (Because it's LEGAL)
Why when people should go together like a hand and a glove, the right hand always picks the left glove or vice versa?
Why can't I luck out an find a philanthropist that will give me a $$$ grant to put a home on the land my sister gave me?
Why does money have to disappear than liquid nitrogen at room temperature?
Um, that's *faster* than nitrogen
Why FoxyBrown does Hugh Hefner look like my grandad and yet all his blonde girlfriends look like my 20 something daughter's friends?...and it's always like that, he gets older and the girls stay the same. why foxybrown???? why?
oh yeah and why didn't I win the Mega Lotto last night I had some fucking big plans.
I don't know if this should go under Why Wednesday or Middle Finger Monday but darn it ...
WHY???????? has Mattress Firm NOT sent me my da*n refund after more than a year?
Whatever you do, don't ever buy anything from Mattress Firm. Ever!
Why can't I just be happy?
I know you're sad.. we're going to miss 604... :(
Why is this wound still leaking? (uggh)
Why is it that everytime I turn around people talking about cable shows?
Why am I a little mad I let mine go?
Why when I had cable I barely watched it twice a week?
Why did I shave my hair off yet again?
Why am I obsessed with short hair now?
Why are men more obesessed with long hair, but I get more men trying to holler when I am basically bald?
Why didn't I take that antibiotic last night?
Why do I have to go and get checked yet again today?
Why is this the 4th time in 5 days I will visit the freaking doctor?
Why did I laugh out loud at the person who got pissy drunk?
Why am I sad and hope this is not a regular occurence for them?
Why in the hell am I typing all of these whys up in here?
Why have I just realized that this may be my way of posting my random thoughts every week?
Why is Fozzy or Fawxeh one coooooool dude?
Why am I pussyfooting around when I know I have stuff to do?
You asked why didn't you? lol
whew that felt good.
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why does school start in a week?
why am i broke?
why does my car need to be fixed?why won't mr. marine leave me alone?
why am i obsessed with laguna beach the tv show?
why can't i find a date to my mother's wedding?
why? why? why?
Why must people hate on you because they can't be you?
Why didn't I find a job yet?
Why do you fall for someone but they go for your friends instead? *sigh*
Why must I feel defeated at times but still try to smile through it all?
Why must I try to please everyone and suffer in the process?
Why???
Here are some whys?????
Why did it end?
Why does he keep pushing me away ?
Why do I care????
Why did I start to tag you and then stop myself? I must have mental telepathy. ;)
Why am I in the house when a very cute guy just asked me out?
WHY is it that since I hit my 30's I'm horny ALL the time and I just want to have sex, sex and more sex???
Why am I so horny, and my man is 800 miles away at the moment.
Why am I so serious that I am tired of eating meat anymore.
Why am I to blow the fuck up, bigger than Oprah, and travel the world.
Here I come.
Why I got tagged and told them I don't play tag, but I play "freeze Tag"
Why I can't find the job I want to do?
Why am I broke as hell?
Why I posted 101 things about myself and some poeople can't?
Why I like you blog, but don't get ot visit often?
Why I feel like i want meet you in person?
Why am I so feraking tired?
Why do I fucking LOVE this idea??? Why am I contemplating stealing it?
Why do I realize that I could never steal such a uniquely "Foxy" idea?
Why can I not come up with something as cute as this on my site?
Why am I still sitting here trying to think of more questions?
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