Wednesday, August 17, 2005

WHY Wednesday???? (Part Deux)

WHY Wednesday (Part Deux)

Another stack of questions that were on my mind that maybe you can help me out with and a chance for you to get your WHY on.

Why do we call Wednesday Hump Day???
Nobody answered this last week. Again, is this the only day that I can get some ass????

Why did someone ask me yesterday what I wanted for my Birthday and my response to them was World Peace and a $28 Exxon Gift Card. However, in my mind I was thinking if he were to establish World Peace I probably would not need the Gas Card.

Why is this the funniest Fukkin Blog Ever!!!

Why did I consider submitting a video of me doing the Beyonce Booty Hop!
(You guys would eat that up all day long)

Why did everyone who read “Six Degrees” yesterday think that I was going to get jumped after school or something?
I was just using the story to inform you guys to be careful as to what you write…I’m ok no really I’m ok!

Why did I go see Lennon on Broadway last week with "Lucky" and loved it??
Why was there some really obnoxious FAN sitting near us who kept yelling and screaming out song lyrics for the entire second act?
(Wake up asshole its Broadway not Baseball!)

Why am I so fortunate to have a great brother and boyfriend who (though I was being a complete bitch last weekend) booked an amazing Birthday weekend for me?

Where you ask?? Well let me show you….

The Summer Finale of The Foxybrown Show will be recorded here....

Why did I include like 500 links in this post?

What’s your WHY?

HOLLA BACK

31 Comments:

Blogger princessdominique said...

Foxy my why would have to be...why do people flirt really well and then when you call them on it they act like, "oh, I was just playin'."

5:31 AM  
Blogger Danielle said...

WHY THE HELL CANT PHILLY WIN A SUPERBOWL. SO FAR ONE OF OUR GUYS GOT SHOT, F*CKED UP ACHILLES, 3 ARE INJURED AND T.O. IS CRYEN LIKE A BABY THAT NEEDS HIS DIAPER CHANGED!!!!

5:34 AM  
Blogger Danielle said...

World Peace? You beauty queen you :) lol (smile) good answer!

5:34 AM  
Blogger T-Baby said...

I guess they call it hump day because it is the odd day out of your work week. Damn...did that make any sense? Why can't I seem to get up on time anymore? Why am I not wanting to be here at work today? By the way...I love you whys.

5:44 AM  
Blogger Icylyrics said...

Wow, I must be up way too early cause the why's are floating through my head like lightening.

Why did I dream about my blogger folks last night. Most of whom I have never seen? They all had mullets and dressed like members of the Partridge family.

Why am I on this computer when I should be mopping my kitchen floor?

why are Diana Sawyer, Martha Stewart and Chalie Donaldson and Paris Hilton all starting to look alike to me?

Why did my daughter get excited when Remember the Titans came on tv last night and we have the movie and have watched it over 40 times?

Why am I having not a bad hair day, but a horrible hair day?

Why am I feeling scared?
Why are my nipples hard and I am not horny? (today anyway)

Why did my boyfriend tell me something really buck wild about his ex and I was so cool about it?

Why am I excited about being the first person on your blog today? It's like some sort of honor

Why am I listening to Biggie and about to cry?

Why do I actually look forward to seeing Regis and Kelly every morning. (what the hell is wrong with me?)

Why did I suddenly feel like slapping Oprah yesterday when she was mocking Kristie Alley and the other fat women on her show.

Why Why Why?

Foxy you always make life so much fun!!!

6:02 AM  
Blogger Icylyrics said...

see, that's bad, it took me so long to get this posted, Im not first anymore.

6:07 AM  
Blogger Stone said...

What does all your bills come at once?

Why do you open them like there is a bomb inside once you geth them?

Why did I have a such a good dump this morning?

Why did I just say that? LOL

6:20 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

OK here's my why...why are the vast majority of men here in the Chicago region really and truly full of shit?

I digress on that one though.

7:03 AM  
Blogger The Foxybrown Show said...

Oh man you guys are on a roll this morning!

Why did Icy make me spit coffee on my desk this morning?

Why is Marcus Harris PHINE???

Why Danielle aint realize she answered her own question about Philly and the Superbowl?

Why I would love to do the Beyonce Booty Hop for yall but what the Paparazzi would do with that footage could ruin me?

Why did Stone talking about his dump make me want to take a really good DOO DOO!

WHY did "604" just call me and give me all his flight information for next Saturday when he leaves for good.....

Why do I now feel a tear forming??

7:17 AM  
Blogger Icylyrics said...

Ok, I'm back again...sorry you had to spit coffe..

Foxy, why am I looking at Sesame street with my daughter and we both know all the songs they are singing.

I need an adult life so bad. Somebody pray for me.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always been told that Wednesday is humpday because the middle of the week (or the "peak"). It's uphill till Wednesday, then it's downhill till Saturday:

My why? Why do clocks run clockwise? If they ran counter-clockwise, would time go backward?

Why does the water in the toilet bowl run clockwise in the US and counter-clockwise in Australia when you flush?

7:32 AM  
Blogger Red said...

WHY was I so happy that Hot Pockets were on sale at the supermarket the other day. Tv dinners were on sale too.

That said, why did I have Doritos and Mountain Dew for dinner last nite?

7:40 AM  
Blogger The Foxybrown Show said...

I am so all about the HOT Dawg thing! C'mon and give us two more buns...

Icy...Don't feel bad the writers for Sesame Street are all adults so if you feel bad watching it imagine how they feel when they go to work EVERYDAY!
Kidding Sesame Street is the foundation for millions of adults...

Hmmmmmm WHY don't I watch it more often?

Red, Why was I on the phone with you last night throughout the duration of your dinner and Why did I find absolutely nothing wrong with your dinner selection?

7:47 AM  
Blogger Phukofku Gale said...

Hump day...

Have we covered this yet?

It's the day we get over the "hump". The heavy part of the week ends here. If you veiw the week as a hill or a mountain, Wednesday is the top of the mountain the hard part is behind us, Thursday is the gravy slide into Friday's dessert.

Wednesday is the last challenge, or the last "hump" if you wiill. Origins are from the military.

Why do you ask?

and..

Why don't you send some of you folks to check me at my It's "Way back Wednesday". Inspired by your post from last week.

-Chrome*

7:53 AM  
Blogger gbfhbn said...

Ok, I know you been sitting here waiting on my WHY's.

Why you stressing me? Yeah I got that IM. (lol)

Why am I looking at the clock hoping the time is going and it has only gone up a minute?

Why do females wear bloomer draws (panties) with fitted skirts? [I did it today - but they boy shorts]

Why do people stare at you when you get on the bus or train but when you look back at them they try to act like they wasnt?

Why am I bored but I got a ton of shyt to do?

Why is it that I can never get in touch with Foxy?

Why he gave me 5 telephone numbers and he dont answer any of them?

Why I leave a message and he still dont call back?

Why are some of your fellow bloggers psycho stalkers?

Why I am sitting here trying to think of some WHY questions?

lmao.... I'm still thinking of WHYS....

qt

9:24 AM  
Blogger Liza Valentino said...

Why is it that being positive attracts negative energy?

9:27 AM  
Blogger ClayStarr said...

why can't i decide what time im making a cameo?

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why every time I open my door, there are 50 flies that come in?!?!?! Why can't flies banish from the face of the planet? Why are there insects that buzz around my head? Why, huh? WHY?!?!?!

11:30 AM  
Blogger Msnhim said...

I decided to drop by your site for a visit... Why ? I don't know LOL.

Why do I always get the slow walkers in front of me when Im in a hurry?

Why am I ate a job that bores me?

Why am I trying not to think of him?

11:33 AM  
Blogger Jerrster said...

foxybrown...
I'm still laughing at Danielle's comment World Peace? You beauty queen you
Here are your roses and tiara.

Why don't they ever post my secrets at "PostSecret"?

Why am I addicted to "DailyDancer"?

Why can't I dance as bad as that?

Why does my ass hurt?
oh yeah 2nd day back at the gym.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Phukofku Gale said...

Hump day...

Have we covered this yet?

It's the day we get over the "hump". The heavy part of the week ends here. If you veiw the week as a hill or a mountain, Wednesday is the top of the mountain the hard part is behind us, Thursday is the gravy slide into Friday's dessert.

Wednesday is the last challenge, or the last "hump" if you wiill. Origins are from the military.

Why do you ask?

and..

Why don't you send some of you folks to check me at my It's "Way back Wednesday". Inspired by your post from last week.

-Chrome*

12:11 PM  
Blogger Phukofku Gale said...

Why did I write that last post over five hours ago and just forgot to hit send?!

12:12 PM  
Blogger Phukofku Gale said...

Why is my girlfriend posting stuff about her reactions to me on your list and not talking to me directly?

and Why am I not heeding your advice about puttin' my business on the web!

(Why am I stoopid?!)

-Chrome*

12:13 PM  
Blogger winterssoulstyce said...

why have your cake if you are not gonna eat it too?

why internet cats that swear they are fine usually aren't?

why is it *only* wednesday?

why does the food that tastes good kill you?

12:27 PM  
Blogger Ladynay said...

Why did I sit here and read all this when I know I got work to do?

Why was that dancing dude funny as heck?

Why is it four o'clock and I still got crap on my desk that's been there since I got here?

Why is the weather unpredictable in Chicago?

Why can't the NFL season start already? Forget the preseason I need my Shannon Sharpe!

12:58 PM  
Blogger Ladynay said...

Why did I sit here and read all this when I know I got work to do?

Why was that dancing dude funny as heck?

Why is it four o'clock and I still got crap on my desk that's been there since I got here?

Why is the weather unpredictable in Chicago?

Why can't the NFL season start already? Forget the preseason I need my Shannon Sharpe!

12:58 PM  
Blogger GQ1NYC said...

Wednesday is often reffered to as "hump day" because of its position as the middle day of the work week. If the work week were a hill. Then Wednesday would be the crest. It is all down hill from there. (Whether the down hill ride is a coast or a descent into a swamp is left to the individual.)

The Dancing Blog, man he has no life.

Why are work weeks 5 days and weekends only 2?

1:07 PM  
Blogger Organized Noise said...

Why is it that only married women want me?

Why is it that princessdominique had the same exact thought that I did?

Why is it that the Yankees and Mets are the same amount of games out of a playoff spot, but the papers still kiss the Yankees ass and treat the Mets like stepkids.

Why am I already looking forward to the next "Why Wednesday"?

8:20 PM  
Blogger Didi Roby said...

Why did my ex-boss(with her triflin behind)say something bogus and had my unemployment denied? Why man!! When I had been working there for 9 1/2 years and I was the one liad off!! Yeah I'm upset about...but I'll be alright. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!! :)

3:45 AM  
Blogger Cutie Cola said...

Why do I go to bed late everynight knowing that I have a hard time dragging my ass out of bed in the mornings??

ps. Thanks for stopping by my post! Always great to discover new 'blog family' members.

4:29 AM  
Blogger Buck Rogers said...

Why can't I get alid on any day of the week let alone Hump Day?
Why did I sing Karoke for the first time last night, and I was sober?
Same goes for dancing sober?
Why did my neighbors move and take the itnernet connection with them?
Why am I using my boss's computer for this?
I have plenty of other why but I got to run but I'll ask and answer more later.

2:17 PM  

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