The Tour Day One....

"Showtime Synergy"

Ok so this "HOT" house beat is pumping in our heads and so are Red and I, right down the aisle at Savannah International Airport

(Sidebar) "Why come most airports with the "International" status are as big as my thumb"? (End sidebar)

Ok so we are on the phone with our Mamas because we arrived in one piece and more importantly without them this show would not be possible, so if you have a Mama here or in heaven take a few moments to give them some love.

(Audience cheers) "Now back to the tour"

In the back drop we see our favorite "Georgia Peach" waiting on us and we know that the good times are about to begin. Twenty minutes later we are checking into our hotel and bigger than that, the hottie that is checking us in has no idea that we are checking him out(wipes brow). Our next stop is to the Hotel Bar I mean the #1 accessory when out of town is a cocktail second only to a condom! The room is fabulous and we have an amazing view of downtown from our room. We are ready to bring The Bronx Bomber and Brooklyn's Finest to Savannah. So we hit downtown and "GP" takes us on a tour of the historic sections and homes and shows us a few of the more popular hang-outs in Savannah. We see some familiar friends and we wave at our good buddies..."Banana Republic" and GAP" they are everywhere we seem to be! After we play "find-a-park" we then put our feet to the streets and take in the best of Downtown Savannah. We hit a spot called "Wet Willy's and I find my eyes are popping at the numerous choices of frozen beverages, I lock in on one so appropriately titled "Call a Cab" I decide that this will be the drink for the group.

Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce you to "The Kah Kah" better know and "The Shit"

The "Kah Kah" is How 'bout you can drink freely in the streets of Savannah as long as your beverage is in a plastic cup!!!

We grab our drinks and move on to the streets not too long after we begin to feel our drinks taking effect. I find Red staring into the sun for no reason and GP is stumbling in the street so ummmm yeah it's time for a meal. Next stop is a local pub for wings and beer. It is at this point Red and I realize our boy and tour guide is getting smashed, our first clue was him stumbling down the streets in Savannah. The second hint was him spilling the remainder of his frozen drink on himself, of course being the fabulous friends that we are we get him cleaned up and order more drinks!

After a quick bite we hit the street again running in and out of the local shops and snapping pictures here and there. GP is still a little tipsy so we decide it's best to stop for some more food to try and sober him up. We order "Oysters Rockefeller" and more alcohol. We get so caught up in the food we don't even realize that our boy is falling asleep in the booth but once we do out come the cameras!

Later that night we head back to our hotel and do a quick wardrobe change and a cat nap before we hit the club scene.

So now the boys are dressed and our ride is downstairs (incomes that funky house beat) and we are pumping to a local bar before we hit the club, when we get to the bar one of the first things we notice is how friendly the folks are, everyone speaks and acknowledges you which is cool. We run into our other Savannah sister and get a round of drinks and the next thing you know we are off to the next party.

Club One is the gem of Savannah for gay men. Notoriously famous for their drag shows we had a good time, the club was not jam packed but you know we have a good time wherever the show goes....I put a few request in the DJ's ear and before you know it we had made it hip hop night and from that point forward Red and I had dance partners for the remainder of the night me some thick white boy who was shakin it something terrible on the dance floor. I think I pissed his boy off by draggin him on the dance floor as a few minutes later I was dancing with two dudes. One day somebody is going to whoop my ass for that type of behavior but then again if you test me you gotta test them so “Bring it”! The Kah Kah is most would see this as a bad thing but this is just good clean Foxy fun, I just wanna dance.

Red was getting busy with this real cool lesbian/trysexual that we met and they decided to go dance with this guy, poor lesbo she could have never known that she was about to lose Red. So we do our thing and turn out the kids and then Red and I get one ole hot song on the dance floor and as usual all eyes are on the Hot Boyz tearing up the dance floor. The Kah Kah with that is half the people in the club did not know what the song was we were dancing to but when we were done I bet they went to go find out! LOL!

We leave the club still feeling it but definitely feeling some kinda hungry. Georgia Peach suggests that we head to "Krystals" the southern version of white castle and we are sooooo feelin that idea. However, I'm also feeling all my drinks I had to have at least 5 cocktails up in the club and they were kicking in.

Yall can pretty much see where the rest of this night goes....Add in some Advil and it's all good.

See ya in the morning!