Three Little Things.....
Three little things
I stole this idea from DLODF a fan and inspiration to the show....Tell me how I did Bro....Did I keep it real???
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Khakis
2. Sweater
3. Shoes and my Manpurse....can't forget the Manpurse!!!
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. CD's
2. Keys
3. Fox Fone
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Leave my mark on the world (I think that is what this Blog is about)
2. Pass out in Amsterdam (for obvious reasons)
3. Have a threesome (even I'm laughing at that one yall know better)
THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. Funny
2. Open
3. Clandestine (Who am I kidding I host a show where I'm the main character)
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. The world
2. is not ready
3. for Foxybrown! (but my viewers love me and I love you back)
THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. African (Nigerian)
2. Irish (Not sure where, but we all know HOW!!)
3. Ok just the two above right now but I'm still conducting research!
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My eyes, they tell a story, they listen, they can make you fall in love
2. My legs, now I can't ride a bike or climb a tree but I'll out run your bike any day
3. My penis........Yup I sure DO!
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My booty...It's wide but it aint got no weight on it....This is my opinion I know quite a few folks that think it’s Fat and Heavy!
2. My skin, though it is beautiful in color, everybody loves a Chocolate boy. I tell you my Dad blessed me with his rough alligator skin but he made up for it in (Things I like about my body #3 thanks daddy!)
3. Ok damnit there is not a whole lot I don't like about my body but I will tell yall this... When I was 18 I wanted to get plastic surgery to have "Chinese Eyes" and if anyone of yall lie and say yall didn't want them too you will be banned from the BLOG!
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I am shy. I just mask it very well (wait did I type shy or shady?? Oh hell, pick one!)
2. I have a Laundry fetish (I recently met someone who might be worse than myself so we will go to "WA" Washers Anonymous meetings together)
3. I have chronic Asthma; if you have smoked in front of me don't feel bad I take three pills a day that clears it all up. Just call me FAME because I'm gonna live forever. If you have smoked with me.....When are we gonna do it again????
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. "So and So gives me GAS".
2. "It is what it is".
3. "That's.....Fine"!
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Barcelona
2. Amsterdam
3. Hell after the two listed above (especially #2) home to sleep!
THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY (other than normal name)
1. Foxy
2. Sam (I'm not explaining that one)
3. Michael!!!! (Used only when I make my mama really REALLY mad)
THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD
1. I
2. WONT
3. TELL (but yall know I got some....)
Now this was just a quick midterm exam, you guys grade me and tell me how I did for the readers who don’t know me yall just gonna have to trust me on this one….
I stole this idea from DLODF a fan and inspiration to the show....Tell me how I did Bro....Did I keep it real???
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Khakis
2. Sweater
3. Shoes and my Manpurse....can't forget the Manpurse!!!
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. CD's
2. Keys
3. Fox Fone
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Leave my mark on the world (I think that is what this Blog is about)
2. Pass out in Amsterdam (for obvious reasons)
3. Have a threesome (even I'm laughing at that one yall know better)
THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. Funny
2. Open
3. Clandestine (Who am I kidding I host a show where I'm the main character)
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. The world
2. is not ready
3. for Foxybrown! (but my viewers love me and I love you back)
THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. African (Nigerian)
2. Irish (Not sure where, but we all know HOW!!)
3. Ok just the two above right now but I'm still conducting research!
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My eyes, they tell a story, they listen, they can make you fall in love
2. My legs, now I can't ride a bike or climb a tree but I'll out run your bike any day
3. My penis........Yup I sure DO!
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My booty...It's wide but it aint got no weight on it....This is my opinion I know quite a few folks that think it’s Fat and Heavy!
2. My skin, though it is beautiful in color, everybody loves a Chocolate boy. I tell you my Dad blessed me with his rough alligator skin but he made up for it in (Things I like about my body #3 thanks daddy!)
3. Ok damnit there is not a whole lot I don't like about my body but I will tell yall this... When I was 18 I wanted to get plastic surgery to have "Chinese Eyes" and if anyone of yall lie and say yall didn't want them too you will be banned from the BLOG!
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I am shy. I just mask it very well (wait did I type shy or shady?? Oh hell, pick one!)
2. I have a Laundry fetish (I recently met someone who might be worse than myself so we will go to "WA" Washers Anonymous meetings together)
3. I have chronic Asthma; if you have smoked in front of me don't feel bad I take three pills a day that clears it all up. Just call me FAME because I'm gonna live forever. If you have smoked with me.....When are we gonna do it again????
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. "So and So gives me GAS".
2. "It is what it is".
3. "That's.....Fine"!
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Barcelona
2. Amsterdam
3. Hell after the two listed above (especially #2) home to sleep!
THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY (other than normal name)
1. Foxy
2. Sam (I'm not explaining that one)
3. Michael!!!! (Used only when I make my mama really REALLY mad)
THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD
1. I
2. WONT
3. TELL (but yall know I got some....)
Now this was just a quick midterm exam, you guys grade me and tell me how I did for the readers who don’t know me yall just gonna have to trust me on this one….
posted by The Foxybrown Show at
10:23 PM
3 Comments:
lmao@ how u thre my girl sommore's line up in there! "The bitch is WIIIDE, but it ain't got no weight on it..."
What color is this manpurse?
All I have to say is OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
I'm glad I do know you...and no all the lies you tel.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... just kidding... You did all right. I would say shady more than shy though! And I think you say " the ka-ka is..." more than you say "it is what it is"....
I must say, you CRAZY!!!
-PBE
Wow--I think you have numerous personalities that you need to speak with someone about--How about calling "EAP"----You need to tell the story about "SAM" souds risky ----Piscean
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