WHY Wednesday????

WHY Wednesday???

WHY did “Preach” call me at 1am this morning?

WHY was I awake but did not answer the phone?

WHY he probably gonna curse me out today?

WHY did I not have a ticket to see Kanye last night?

WHY am I laying in my bed thinking about Oatmeal and Sausage?

WHY did I get a 1% raise after working 1 month?

WHY did I think I wouldn’t be ok?

WHY has it been 10 years and I’m still as Foxy as ever?

WHY am I a survivor?

WHY does “Lucky” get it now?

WHY Wednesday???

WHY Wednesday???

WHY am I anxious to hear all about everybody's Valentine?

WHY do I know that you all have some interesting stories to share?

WHY did I take it real old school for Valentines Day?

WHY did I make my boyfriends gift?

WHY did I talk to my brother yesterday and get some exciting news?

WHY do I love our talks so much?

WHY was Valentines Day such a hit it brought tears to Lucky’s eyes?

WHY with all that good stuff going on am I a little sad right now?

WHY?

"Foxy Hills 07304"

“Foxy Hills 07304”
Episode 13
“Baby Its cold outside”….



Baby its cold outside……

Yeah the Blizzard of 2006 has definitely put the smack down on the NY, NJ and CT tri-state area. Almost 27 inches covered New York City yesterday, the most on record. However, that is not enough to shut down the city that never sleeps. People still woke up and made their way into the respectful places of employment and the Salt & Plow trucks were in full gear making sure to make the Monday morning commute as normal as possible. I on the other hand chose to be snowed in with my baby, I made sure to stock the house with all of our favorite snacks and we just relaxed and rested. As much as I don’t like to sleep I admit all the extra shut eye I received this weekend is going to help make my week a better one.

Not to mention the two meals we prepared together that will now become lunch for the week so I’m all set. After finding my car we cleared a path for Monday morning and ran back home to get warm and prepare dinner. Two cocktails and two platefuls later I was warm and on my way to sleep.

So to all my east coast bloggers I hope you guys had a safe warm weekend and welcome back to the work week.

On your way into the office today be sure to bundle up and remember….. Baby its cold outside…..

WHY Wednesday????

WHY Wednesday???

WHY was the King funeral service one of the most amazing I have ever seen?

WHY did half my department watch the whole thing online @ work?

WHY do I think management knew better than to question it?

WHY did Boston Public call me last night and ask WHY he wasn’t mentioned on the blog?

WHY did I not have enough time to explain it to him?

WHY am I still laughing about that?

WHY have I not been to London since “604” moved there?

WHY did I just hear on the morning news the cinnamon contributes to weight loss?

WHY am I about to have two Cinn-a-Buns?

WHY am I glad we are half way through the week?

WHY do I hope Mariah turns it out tonight?

Get at me….What is your WHY??

My Perfect 10.....

Perfect 10…..

One of my least favorite words in the Webster Dictionary is the word “Perfect”. What does it really define? Who does this word represent? Is anything or anyone truly “Perfect”?

I decided today that I would let you guys know how “Perfect” I really am and we can laugh at this silly word that is excessively used in our everyday lives.

Perfect- Being without defect or blemish: a perfect specimen.

Not on The Foxybrown Show…..

1. I can’t play sports but I read enough on cnn.com and listen to the sports news to be able to entertain the good folks at work the Monday after the 955th Big Game!
2. I have two parents who are divorced…Ok I lied they never were married, so fukkin what? Both of them give me gas and love me dearly.
3.At 28 years old I have worked for Three Fortune 500 companies and I am nowhere near retirement.
4. The number of chicken wings I ate along with the Pork Fried Rice and the egg roll and the two big ass Chinese Iced teas that I will have before this evening is over.
5. The number of years I spent in Therapy dealing with the woes of love, life, family and the pressure of working for a Fortune 500 company @ 21.
6. This is the number of pounds I will gain based on the activity that took place back on #4.
7. The number of years it takes to clean up my less than “perfect” credit. Please note if I move back to NYC this number will immediately move up to #5 It’s the city that never sleeps and gives forgiveness to BAD BAD spending habits.
8.Months since the last time I have been to church…Where has the time gone? I would feel horrible about this but God knows my heart and bigger than that some of yall heathens have not been to church in over 8 years….
9.The number of excuses that I could come up with for not going to church in all that time….(Rever-Rent…I don’t want to hear your mouth)
10. No matter how much I moisturize, at the end of the day I will always have 10 ashy little toes.
I know you guys have things that make you “Perfect” let’s hear it!