Tuesday, March 28, 2006

WHY Wednesday????

WHY Wednesday

Gee Whiz where do I begin there is just so much going on but hold on and see if you guys can stay with me I can’t be the only one with Why’s outthere….

WHY am I supposed to be in Maryland this weekend to help “Red” make his move back to New Jersey?

WHY
have I not figured out how and when I’m getting there?

WHY is Grey’s Anatomy turning me out?

WHY am I psyched about my upcoming trip to New Orleans?

WHY did I get 10 comments on my post on threesomes?

WHY did I get 47 e-mails regarding my post?

WHY did that confirm how many people love to hate a threesome?

WHY
is April going to be a fierce month on The Foxybrown Show?

WHY did “604” finally get his blog started?

WHY does he miss the Ghetto Chinese from “Chengs” in Jersey City?

WHY am I about to tear up 4 wings and fries?

The Funky Chicken



The Funky Chicken

Typically when involved in a committed relationship the idea of a threesome is something that so many people see as taboo, it is constantly thought about but never discussed.
Well I believe that when you and your partner have a mutual understanding it can be an overwhelming and very erotic experience. However, what happens when the Funky Chicken goes wrong??? Something that has been heavy on my mind in the past few months is a friend of mine who has found himself in what I consider to be an unfathomable situation.
I have a friend who will go by the name of “KFC” who is married and has a 4 year old child. “KFC” is bi-sexual and this is not known to his wife however, they share a peculiar relationship; I guess they are what would be properly termed as “Swingers”. My friend shares his wife with other men and this act provides a form of pleasure. As odd as it may sound it is certainly not uncommon in our day and age so I’m generally accepting of this act but what worries me is that when the wife is not around My “Chicken” friend is having some hardcore sessions with these men himself. So now we have a situation where everyone is thoroughly enjoying themselves but only some know the naked truth.

This type of relationship is foreign to me, so as I listen to his stories I somewhat struggle to relate since I have mixed emotions I feel somewhat empathetic to my friend who is trapped in a “funky” situation and the other side of the coin leaves me feeling that this is a situation that he created with a complete disregard for his wife’s feelings.

Threesomes are always “The Funky Chicken” in the room but what do you guys feel on this situation?

Have you ever had a threesome? Would you like to have one?

Foxy is back and I have questions……Let’s talk about it!

Its about to get FUNKY…

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

WHY Wednesday????

WHY Wednesday???

WHY
am I at my desk 3 hours before I’m supposed to be at work?

WHY did I have a HOT sweat session with “Lucky” last night?

WHY is that probably WHY I’m here all bright and bushy tailed?

WHY am I going to see Frenchy sing her heart out tonight?

WHY did my boy just get into Law School?

WHY
is he giving me education fever?

WHY are we in a silent competition to succeed?

WHY will we end up working together again soon?

WHY will I be back in school by the Fall?

WHY am I ending this post so I can start to do some work?

WHY do I promise to update more often and not just Wednesday?

WHY
do I hope you all have a Happy HUMP Day?

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

WHY Wednesday????

WHY Wednesday??

I have been doing my best to keep this weekly post going strong…Today is another day yall know what to do…

WHY
now that “Red” has found a job in NJ does he sound more confused than ever?

WHY does that confuse me?

WHY do I wake up some mornings wishing I was 15 again?

WHY do I wake up other mornings wishing I was 29?

WHY does it seem that no matter how much cleaning I do, there is always more to be done?

WHY is love so amazing?

WHY does it make you do crazy thing?

WHY is everybody asking if the diet worked?

WHY
am I not sure how to answer that question?

WHY
am I awake 6 hours before I have to be in the office?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

WHY Wednesday???

WHY Wednesday???

WHY am I on a crash diet this week?

WHY did I convince “Lucky” to do this diet with me?

WHY am I at my desk looking at walls and thinking ‘bout steak?

WHY did my brother get a NEW job in NEW JERSEY?

WHY is it about to go down?

WHY did it take me so long to write this post?

WHY did I think I would owe $2000 on my taxes?

WHY do I not owe but I’m about to get a fierce refund?

WHY is the inspector coming today to look at my car so I can get a check?

WHY doesn’t he even have a clue that I’m not going to ever fix the dent?

WHY
am I online at work looking for a overseas?