Welcome to the Show....

Welcome to the Show……

Ok so for those of you who are just tuning in…This is the Summer Edition of the Foxybrown Show!

I guess it is only appropriate to start with a recap of the last season.
Well as all of you know we had some good and great times with the adventures of Red, 604, Boston Public and the crew.

Red is doing great and has even started up a Blog of his own.
Boston Public has decided to work behind the scenes on the show for now as the spotlight can be pretty overwhelming. For the biggest news of the new season, 604 has been offered an opportunity to work in the United Kingdom for the next 12 to 24 months. The offer has not been accepted or denied but either way we are very excited and proud of him. The bigger picture is the show may possibly be coming to you live from Flat of 604!!

Ok so I know you guys are wondering about the new cast of characters on the show and we can start now:

“Lucky Charm” – LC is a very handsome guy that I met about 3 weeks ago while hanging out with my summer intern Mr. A. Gay, we met at a bar in NYC and there was immediate attraction initially only of the sexual nature. Information was exchanged and a few phone calls later "Lucky" and I were caught up in some very intense sweating and humping the flip side to this all is LC is a 27 year old NYC school teacher.....
(What is with me and the damn school teachers??? Any Accountants out there??? HOLLA!) It is rare that I meet someone my age that is about something and holding it down. Not only is “Lucky” holding it down teaching my lil cousins up in Harlem but he is holding down a pretty descent place in the West Village.
Enter drum roll here……
Lucky Charm is IRISH….Wait…I mean VERY IRISH….Not black Irish like me….Wait I mean his last name starts in Mc…IRISH!!!
I mean too long in the sun and his goatee turns red…….
Oh and guess what…..I like it!!!
Now as many of my viewers know I have no issues whatsoever with dealing with guys outside my race.
In the past this lack of an issue that I have has created several issues with some good friends but I’M A GROWN ASS MAN and I gotta do what works for my show and not what makes you feel better.

So “Lucky” has made several appearances on the show in the last two weeks and has been introduced to some key people on the show. I’m still doin my thang but let’s just stay tuned to see how lucky “Lucky” really is…

“Phatty Put It on Ya” aka “21” – Now I met this cutie about a week after Lucky and the day after I met him he was on the phone asking me “How do you get down”? I had to ask some of my younger viewers if I was missing something because I thought that was kind of upfront for an initial phone conversation but instead of seeing the negative I accepted it as this boy was BOUT IT BOUT IT and I knew what needed to be done. Red and A. Gay warned me not to get “Bout it Bout it” with this kid as I would soon regret it. My hormones got the best of me and “Foxy put it in him” shortly after that the madness began. The next day this boy had called me 12 times just to say hi. Now what’s funky here is that I had planned a date with “Lucky” which ultimately ended with me spending the night in the Village my phone rang six times while just sitting on Luckys couch. Eventually "Lucky" grabbed it and turned it off and then says to me…”I don’t know what you did to him but hurry up and get undressed so you can do it to me”.

(Audience Cheers and waves Magnum XL’s)

Now I feel that Phatty will be killed off the show really soon but I don’t think he is going to go easily so I promise to keep you posted on his latest drama.

“Blue Hawaii” – Now this one is really funny, Ok so last Saturday during “GREY PRIDE NYC” Red and I had been on and off the beat all night long hopping in and out of bars meeting and greeting folks we had not seen in some time. Around 5am we are walking down the street about to call it a night/morning when we both notice a really handsome man and his friend staring at us. Now “not for nothing” Red and I get that a lot, for those of you who know us we are on two separate ends of the Chocolate Spectrum I’m the creamy milk and he’s the Hershey’s white chocolate……How ‘bout the friend (not the handsome one) walks up to us and says “My friend is really shy but he wants to know if you guys want to have a threesome with him” Internally there were a few reactions to this….Red and I are ALWAYS on one accord so it’s very Two minds…..One thought.

1. Your friend can’t be that shy if he wants a threesome….
2. We are really glad you said threesome and not four because we are just not that into YOU.
3. It aint gonna EVEN happen tonight but I will take your number for future reference.
4. Too bad it can’t happen tonight as we would have your Handsome Hawaiian ass walking funny for a week!

Long story short I have been having a really good time and I think yall all know that if you had to pick a winner out of the three “Lucky Charm” would be the one…..Or at least that is what I been hearing the past two weeks.
Ok this has been your official Foxdate…….You know the characters, you have heard the stories…I’m getting out of here as it’s almost Happy Hour! (Hiccup).

Ciao!

"The New Season"

I Know, I know, I know the streets are talking.
I have just been running so crazy these last few weeks between hosting the show, running crazy in the city and planning some upcoming events. (Hit the BLOG for more info) I have barely been able to give you guys a real post. I’m not going to just put anything up here and since 53 Days….I have been spending my days and nights preparing for the next season. My Executive Producer “Red” and my faithful Intern Mr. A. Gay have been working overtime to ensure that the next entry will be one you guys will not forget.

I have been unavailable as I have been working overtime conducting interviews to make sure that the summer line up is one you won’t forget. So for those of you who have called and left numerous messages please forgive me for my delayed responses. I know that you love me and you guys have to know that…”I love you more”……

This week officially kicks off the Summer Edition of The Foxybrown Show and I must say so far the cast has been leaving us Shocked, Awed and so very very sleepy.

The events you are about to read about are REAL ……
The names we call are all FAKE…..
The food is always GOOD……
The drinks are always STRONG…….

Buckle your seatbelts and do not let go……You are now tuned in to the….

Fox, Fox, Foxybrown Shoooooooooooow!

Stay Tuned!

53 Days....

53 Days….

It’s been 53 days since I last saw your face…..
1,272 hours, since we were last in the same space.
About 3 hours since I last heard your voice….
76,320 minutes since we both made a choice….
To venture out and see where this common interest could lead us to, you getting wrapped up in me, me in you….Who knew?
Now we have feelings on our hands and issues on the table.
My efforts to be in your arms have been to no avail and yours have been disabled.
I’m not sure what I did, I’m not sure what I said…..Did I leave some type of puerile thought inside your head.
Maybe I’m just being silly…Maybe I’m looking to deep. Maybe I should say fuck all this and act like all them other dudes and just creep.
Maybe this will all just pass…Maybe you will change your mind. Maybe you’ll reach out and try to spend some time.
This is all just wishful thinking…Nothing set in stone, Oh wait, one more maybe…Maybe you just want to be left alone….
You set the tone, I raised the bar and one of us did not follow through.
Amazing that I have found 53 ways to say I love you and now I can’t find 1 thing to do.
We need to get over this hump and yes I know you need me to be ok. It’s just not that easy as day 53 has left me feeling some kinda way.
So now you’re a little pissed and ready to fall out but I need you to calm down because that is not what this is about.
It’s about me making decisions and you stepping to up to the plate
and us communicating to make this better….Damn, COMMUNICATION…Aint that word great??
You accept and love me for who I am and for that I say thank you.
You also acknowledge that I need more and that may be difficult for you to do.
However this thing goes down should we stay or should we part, there are moments that no amount of time can expunge from my heart.
In the long run I maybe able to look back and laugh at this with you, but, today…Day 53 is the day The Boston Red Sox had me feeling like a New York Yankee “True Blue”.
Ok, so now we are about to hang up the phone because on this topic we can’t talk anymore….I squeeze my pillow tight, look at my alarm clock…It’s 10 after midnight….Maybe I should change the title to Day 54……..

"Write & Wrong"....

Ok I have not really posted anything in a minute so I figured that I would hit yall with a quick something to catch you guys up on what has been going on in the last few days….

Write & Wrong…..


Write- I decided to join the ranks and adopt a kitten and my very cool boss decided that she was going to throw me a “Kitten Shower” complete with all my favorite foods and tons and tons of gifts one of them which was an actual Vacuum cleaner. Wow, I didn’t realize people liked me that much but I’m glad that they do…

Wrong – I invited a bunch of friends and one of them got a little too tipsy and decided that at 9:15 that they would let my boss know that my watch said 4:20 How about yall know when someone asks me if they can go to my company holiday party I will definitely…..JUST SAY NO!!!!!

Write- I called my ex-boyfriend “Blue Phi” (the only one my mama and daddy both liked and still ask about) and wished him a Happy 29th Birthday.

Wrong- He has been calling me non-stop ever since. We broke up almost 6 years ago. How ‘bout I don’t even know who he is anymore and he may not like who I have become. Awww hell who are we kidding I’m still FOXY but I still do not walk backwards. Sorry “Blue Phi” but I think we need to say “Blue Bye” cuz I'm not sure what good can come from all this communication...

Write- 604 and Mr. A.Gay and I decided to throw a very impromptu barbecue last weekend, we ran up a $100 grocery tab for three brothers to eat. We decided to invite “Dr. Know” and a few friends of the show….

Wrong- 6 turned the grilled corn into a science project demanding that everyone leave the kitchen while he got it together. Wrong, that A. Gay dropped a whole slab of ribs on the ground and cleaned them off and put them back on the grill and wrong that the ribs were the best part of the barbecue……Wrong, that they laughed at me for putting corn in my coleslaw but Oh so right when they got that first bite!!!

Write- That Mr. A.Gay is all about working out and physical fitness so he had me up at 5am ready to jog and run the track.

Wrong- That I am not into all that working out and will be forced to kill him if he keeps this shit up!!!!!

Write- A. Gay and I are all excited about going to the Next@work Gay Networking party. Now since “A” gets off from work later in the day I stop by to see a friend of mine in the city.

Wrong- Why was my car gone when I came back outside?? Ummm yes towed by the NYC parking violations department. (Enemy of the State)

Write- Instead of freaking out I met up with A and proceeded to go through like eight Vodka shots, talked to Red who immediately wired some cash to help out with this situation as Visa is everywhere you want to be except when you get your car towed in NYC!!! Once I sobered up my boy dropped us at the Tow Pound so we could pick up my car.

Wrong- When we got to the window to retrieve my car, the clerk in a not so nice tone let me know that my car was not there and gave me two numbers to call to see if it had been taken to a different location. We go outside to try to call the two numbers and I grab my phone to start dialing and then “A” is looking for his phone and knowing the show that I host and the drama content I proceed to call A’s cell phone and after two rings why does my homeboy who dropped us off answer and tell me that he is about to cross the George Washington Bridge……Do I really need to go on?

Write- I now have my car back and everything is cool, tonight we are going to kick the weekend off with a Fish Fry (We are so street) Red is coming up to steal the hush puppies “A” is going to make spaghetti to go with the Fish (mid-west flava) and we will see where the weekend takes us! 6 will install the Air Conditioner in the window so we can…”BE COOL”.

Wrong??? Nah, there is no wrong just WRITE. With all that drama going on we can all still laugh and joke about the whole scenario. I actually got it together to bring the story to you guys. So much love to my Big Brotha Red for coming through for me and A. Gay for keeping me so drunk I could barely think straight. Well we will see where this weekend takes us….Red reminded me this morning that my readers love me and it’s so appropriate that I let you know that…”I love you more”!!

I wish you all a “WRITE” weekend! Ciao!

"Happy Birthday Vivacious"

Have I really known you 14 years???? Good Lord Girlie! It seems like our first day of high school was just yesterday. Ah well, we are still tight and definitely seperated at birth!

Happy 28th Birthday Viva!

I love U!